You Quack me up!
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- What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula- Submitted by Amy
- Where did the duck go when he was sick?
To the Ducktor- Submitted by Brandon
- What did the detective duck say to his partner?
I hope we Quack this case.- Submitted by Arlene
- What time does a duck wake up?
At the Quack of dawn- Submitted by Wesley
- Why don't ducks fly upside down?
They don't want to QUACK up!- Submitted by Marcee
- Why did the duck go to the supermarket?
He needed some Quackers- Submitted by kilah
- What do you call a bunch of ducks in a cardboard box
a box of Quackers- Submitted by Reid
- What do you get when you cross six ducks and peanut butter?
a pack of peanut butter and quackers- Submitted by Reid
- WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO THE PHARMACIST??
GIVE ME SOME CHAPSTICK AND PUT IT ON MY BILL !!- Submitted by LINDA ZAMORA
- WHY DID THE DUCK TELL YOU A JOKE?
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO QUACK YOU UP!- Submitted by JUSTIN B.
- What is a duck's favorite snack?
QUACKERS- Submitted by IMANI
- What did the duck say to the banker?
My bill's bigger than yours.- Submitted by Elizabeth Perdue
- What kind of oil does a duck use in his car?
quacker state- Submitted by jay spradley
- Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
The OUTSIDE!- Submitted by Japetto
- Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he was jealous of the chicken- Submitted by quizzno
- What do ducks eat with their soup?
Quackers- Submitted by D. Braun
- What do you get when you have a cow and 2 ducks?
milk and quackers- Submitted by travis
- What did the duck carry his school books in?
His Quackpack- Submitted by Ryan
- Why do ducks fly south in the winter?
Because it's to far to walk- Submitted by jacob
- Where does a duck go when they need medical attention?
Any Old Quack will do!- Submitted by Harry
- WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER?
I QUACKED MY CAR- Submitted by PAMELA AND CHARLES NORTON
- What game do ducks in pre-school play
Duck Duck Goose- Submitted by Abby S
- What did the duck tell the doctor to do?
Put it on my bill!- Submitted by Alyssa
- What kind of computer does a ducks use?
A Quack-intosh- Submitted by Travis W
- Why does a duck say quack?
Because it cant say moo- Submitted by savannah
- What does a duck eat with his penutbutter and jelly sandwich?
quackers !!- Submitted by Maddy
- Why did the duck go to the other side of the river?
To get some quackers!- Submitted by Alex
- What's the ducks favorite breakfast spot?
Duck'n Doughnuts- Submitted by Proctors
- What do you call a duck who spends long nights on the road?
Duck Driver- Submitted by Proctor Family
- Where did the duck loose his feathers?
down town- Submitted by Proctor
- Why did the duck say quack?
Because he was hungry- Submitted by shunda
- What does a duck do in a basketball game?
A slamduck- Submitted by Patrick
- Why don't ducks want to read duck jokes?
Because they will QUACK-UP- Submitted by Kaelynn
- Do ducks use computers?
Sure, they're found on the web all the time.- Submitted by David Ebersole
- What is the difference between ducks and geese?
How they are spelled.- Submitted by Ann Marie of W. Wyoming.
- What do you call a crispy biscuit?
A Quacker- Submitted by kay
- a duck walked into a store to buy some lipstick the clerk asked her should I put that on your credit card?
No just put it on my bill.- Submitted by emily hopler